florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I had that reoccurring nightmare where I’m really hungry and I keep going to the kitchen but every time I do my mom says “are you sure? Food sticks to you on your tummy” and I cry because my mother would never say that and it hurts
So now I’m having a hard time eating breakfast. Maybe I’ll take a bubble bath
#gOD YOU LO v E EAC HT OTHER S OF UCK ING MUCH #hELp mE, #perfectly spelled otp tag, #perfectly spelled character tag
#i care abt ur blacklist (via legatedamar)
i’m not even procrastinating my work anymore i’m just not doing it
eliamartell: would you still fuck erwin smith if he wore the white sock and sandal combo with an ed hardy shirt
i was going to ask whether or not the lights are on but tbh it doesn’t even matter. i’d fuck erwin no matter what. i’d climb his old bones and big dick anytime anywhere for any reason. you could make a doctor seuess book out of all the ways i’d do the dirty with erwin smith:
i would do him in a bed. i would do him by the dead.
i’d fuck him by the sea—heck, i’d even let him come in me!
i would fuck him in a chair. i would fuck him anywhere.
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
fuck it let’s kill everyone
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting